Alan Wake

You took a weird detour through your imagination.

You defeated the horror at the sawmill in less than 1 minute and 30 seconds.

You made short work of the tornado.

You put your imagination in its place.

You made it to the lighthouse without firing a single shot.

You heard what "Alice" had to say.

You took a little elevator ride.

You made every furnace cough up its fiery death goodies.

You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

You found all of your cardboard buddies.

You completed The Signal without ever entering a vehicle.

You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

You drank 'em bot' up.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

You checked out some important messages.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!

You have restored power.

You were enlightened by a dream.

Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

You calmed the fury of the storm.

You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Not a bird lover, are you?

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

You made the train engine run out of steam.